Sound Spoof Xbox Live Game Rage Recordings: Canada sucks
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• turn your head and cough
  

  Even without the input of my subject here I could do this all day.

  I sincerely love the marry my mom bit. It created a part of my persona that never would have been.

  I hope you like these good feelings. Bye for now.

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• What's wrong with Canadians ?
  

  Oh my loyal listeners you are lucky today. This 4 minute masterpiece has bits of everything I hold dear:

  – general confusion – hatred then friendship within moments – a sniveling weaker voice taking cheap and evil potshots – anti Canadian joyfulness – a fumbled mom attack – a genuine and vulnerable individual

  Enjoy.

  File Download (4:01 min / 1.8 MB)

• canada blows and further disgraces
  

  This is an example of a seething gang of jerks. The absence of honour makes them impossible to deal with and unthinkably sad.

  Find these people and help them please.

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• poof ! Instant - Rage
  

  Dark lord dink-face decrees that we should shut the fuck up.

  I think I’ll pass on that suggestion and stick to laughing at his hilarious posturing.

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• oh snap! racism or go club some baby seals
  

  I’m looking for a fight in this recording because I smell evil. I see it cowering in corners waiting for cheap shots because I sleep in corners like that for breakfast 24 7.

  Rich clicked this clean for you all so please think of him when you listen.

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• canadian socialist piece of shit
  

  Congratulations to me! I put an hour into the site last night.

  You now see what is probably the best header on the Internet.

  Regarding the recording; segments like this bring a tear to my eye. Yes it is just my same lines over and over but new freshness is added with ever new soul I encounter.

  Leave a comment unless you think I’m an idiot. If you do leave two comments and one spam please.

  Respect again to Rich for pure editing pwnage.

  File Download (2:42 min / 1.2 MB)

• a Brad by any other name is still a pussy
  

  I see this guy as a Tom Sellick of a man. A magnum. But not just Magnum, a Magnum that calls the shots for all the other Magnums out there. A Magnum’s Magnum.

  He has come in from the desert waste, climbed off his chopper, pulled his bandanna down and logged into xbox live. There he saw my name, Brad N Toronto, and like a bud bursting to flower he had an epiphany. He would write the greatest treatise on Brad is a Pussy on the back of student loan consolidation rates.

  He now reads his masterpiece to us. Hush please while we try to follow.

  File Download (3:29 min / 1.6 MB)

• A child insults Phil and Canada.
  

  Make sure you control your arms while listening to this. There will be a strong urge to smack that will come over you. There will be student loan consolidation interest rates.

  It will pass.

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• Abuse of everything I hold dear.
  

  This brilliant angry guy hates everything about me including my bilingualism, my nationality, my school loan consolidation, my sexy mouth, my mom, my sexual orientation, everything.

  I’ll try an reinvent myself in his image so as not to offend any other multi-player champions.

  File Download (3:21 min / 1.5 MB)

• pizza up the but
  

  Excuse the confusion in this one but it is what it is. In fact here is a list of what this contains:

  tough children
  boring people playing together
  flirtation
  some appreciation and strength

  If you listen to this steamer, and laugh at all, please just click one of my google craps so I can get my 5 cents. Thanks

  File Download (7:21 min / 3.4 MB)

• sit down dick fag
  

  I’m both bored and intrigued by this savant’s message. If you can muster any strength after being blasted by such ignorance, please click one of my linkydinks.

  File Download (0:21 min / 0.2 MB)

• canadians suck you suck dr phil sucks
  

  It is hard to get angry at myself for berating this guy. I’m not proud of it but I stand by it. The counseling went out the window pretty quickly as I saw his anger was old and strong.

  I’d like to add that bigots suck as much as student loan consolidation interest rates.

  Click my turds and I’ll thank you later.

  File Download (2:00 min / 1 MB)

• I'm bad again
  

  I can not tell a lie I was bad again. My code of conduct is weak and I am part of the problem. My name is Brad.

  I ran a bit of a Harry Potter audio book at the beginning of this game. That is rude and annoying. It is disrespectful to bungie.

  Canadians are disappointed with me and mesothelioma lawyers are disgusted.

  Don’t click an ad please. Give the monitor the finger and leave the site immediately.

  File Download (5:27 min / 2.6 MB)

• n bomb and lazy hate
  

  Here is a special insight into people’s use of language. Some people can’t communicate that well. They don’t have very many words to use and have difficulty expressing their feelings.

  These people are frustrated and can be tempted into a trap. They use the most powerful words they know in order to get noticed. The attention is what they crave but they don’t have the integrity required to get it honourably.

  In this case we hear the n-bomb. That word carrys enough power to make up for the emptiness of our friend’s boring message. This is similar to mesothelioma lawyers using big words like structured settlement to get their point across.

  When you meet these people in the wild please know that they are hurting and their word choices are just desperation.

  File Download (3:07 min / 1.1 MB)

• lazy canada bashing plus more hate
  

  70,000 listens. Oh you little charmers!

  This gentleman starts off right away with some low brow Canada bashing. In his defense he sounds drunk.

  I’d like you to try and see his insipid hate. He could be a racist on the side. He’s certainly ignorant enough to be one and he does love their time tested arguments.

  Give me some clicks so I can keep kicking over roadkill and finding maggots like this.

  File Download (5:39 min / 2.6 MB)

• take it in the heart
  

  Bill Murray gets abused before he even opens his mouth. As I recall I had the luck to win this game just slightly ahead of the angry man. I attribute his anger to home equity loan rates and the vioxx lawsuit but that’s just me.

  Please note his use of the most egregious insult to Canadians. Canuck. It makes maple syrup stream out of our ears, especially with such clear enunciat