The Mep Report
The Mep Report is the world's only transcontinental conversational podcast. Bringing three old friends together from the far corners of the US, it harnesses the rampaging wit of these champion debaters to bridge the gap between politics, movies, sports, 80s cartoons and overweight birds. It is, by far, the funniest emu-centric radio show on the Internet. Really.

• Mep Report Promo
  Listen to the Mep Report!
• Mep Report Earthquake (Highlight #1)
  Russ experiences an earthquake in Southern California.
• Mep Report Hangersmith (Highlight #2)
  The Legend of Stolen Scottish Candy, as told by Storey the Skinny-Armed and his friend, Russ the Hangersmith.
• Mep Report Supy Horror (Highlight #3)
  A discussion of Superman goes... musical.
• Mep Report Nazi Mime (Highlight #4)
  Regimented humor, Groundlings style.
• Mep Report Leet Chipmunks (Highlight #5)
  Just listen.
• Mep Report Musical Interlude (Highlight #6)
  Sing. Sing a song.
• Mep Report Odeo Rage (Highlight #7)
  The long road to becoming an Odeo.com staff pick...
• Mep Report Mean Streets of Oakland (Highlight #8)
  Faster, higher, more rageful... to hack into the Mep Report from a roadside.
• Mep Report Captain Shaq (Highlight #9)
  Shaquille O'Neal, Rap Cop
• Mep Report Ramtha Story (Highlight #10)
  Russ Exposes "What the Bleep" Cult
• Mep Report Dark Side of the Russ (Highlight #11)
  Clea Authorizes Russ' Transformation into a Super-Villain
• Mep Report Video Game Addiction (Highlight #12)
  Greg deals crack (World of Warcraft) to his "friend".
• Mep Report Esopho-Doom (Highlight #13)
  A doctor helps Russ produce nuclear fission in his esophagus.
• Mep Report Even-Numbered Principle of Moles (Highlight #14)
  The treacherous perils awaiting those who try to date.
• Mep Report Stem Cell Warriors (Highlight #15)
  George W. Bush's racist stem cell plot revealed!
• Mep Report Shellfish (Highlight #16)
  Selfish? Shellfish!
• Mep Report Pete Rose (Highlight #17)
  Shoeless Joe Jackson Eats Babies
• Mep Report #1 (12 October 2005)
  Baseball playoffs, decapitated pitchers, rebuilding the Yankees, fluffy news vs. bombing the Smurfs, & e-coli scallions.
• Mep Report #2 (19 October 2005)
  NBA contracts, MLB steroids, guest appearance from Clea Wilson, the Legend of Stolen Scottish Candy, & Russ feels an earthquake.
• Mep Report #3 (2 November 2005)
  California ballot measures debate, Lenin's tomb, & Russ watches lousy movies, especially "Enemy Mine".
• Mep Report #4 (9 November 2005)
  1980's TV, The Giant Flying Beaver that Rules the Universe, obscure candidates for NYC mayor, scary flash videos, & the best movies of the last 2 years.
• Mep Report #4.1 (9 November 2005)
  Serious discussion of evolution vs. intelligent design in schools.
• Mep Report #5 (16 November 2005)
  Whistling, Star Wars, Christopher Lloyd, Ronald Reagan, Rocky Horror, Progress Quest, Science Fiction, & Googling.
• Mep Report #6 (30 November 2005)
  Thanksgiving, Groundlings, Dibs, and the Nature of Video-Game Addiction.
• Mep Report #7 (7 December 2005)
  Fantasy Football Playoffs, The Suspenseful Song Bet, Violence in Video Games, Graphics Cards, The PIRG Aspen Retreat, and Cop-in-a-Box.
• Mep Report #8 (14 December 2005)
  Fantasy Football, Podcast/Movie Ratings, Taking Names in Vain, Pirates, Andy's Character, Drugs and Koalas, Illegal Strikes, Google Earth, Psychic Powers, Evil Papers, NYC Homeless, and a 3-Word Story.
• Mep Report #9 (21 December 2005)
  Accolades, The Big Bad Government, Russ Travels to a Casino with Biscuits, Water Massages, and Happy Holidays.
• Mep Report #10 (28 December 2005)
  Bird Flu, Holidays, Pirates, King Kong, Peter Jackson, Pacifism, Hitler, and Singing.
• Mep Report #11 (4 January 2006)
  Daniel Day-Lewis, Craigslist, Home Furnishings, Ben Brandzel, Llamas, Russ Wrestles with Adulthood, J-Date, and Dating Hot Women.
• Mep Report #12 (11 January 2006)
  Storey Becomes Samuel Alito, Andy on Constitutional Law, Greg Becomes Darth Vader, Ono's Restaurant, The Women of Karate Kid, Russ the Junior Vomit Comet, Sideways, Arrested Development, and Psychic Friends.
• Mep Report #13 (18 January 2006)
  Clea Wilson guest stars, Skating with the Stars, Fair-Use Policy, NNDB.com, Adventures in Furniture, Russ as Frank Oz, AOL Chat Rooms, Cubans, and Clea tells a joke.
• Mep Report #14 (25 January 2006)
  Odeo, What the Bleep Do We Know?, Russ and the Ramtha School of Enlightenment, The Global Consciousness Project, Superbowl XL, Kobe Bryant, NBA Rundown, Life in Yelm, Coal Mine Safety, and the Emu Pledge Drive.
• Mep Report #15 (1 February 2006)
  Accolades, The Guinea Pigcast, Inflatable Rats, Russ Pays for J-Date, Shouting from Jeeps, Casual Carpooling, How to Spot a Terrorist, Russ Befriends a Table, and the State of the Union.
• Mep Report #16 (8 February 2006)
  Bush and Substance Abuse, The Great Feedback Disaster, SuperBowl Wrap, Mac vs. PC, Betamax, Superman Randomness, the Philosophy of Personal Identity, and Planned Obsolescence.
• Mep Report #17 (15 February 2006)
  Daily Podcast Review, Nationalism?, Dick Cheney, Russ Calls Storey Out, Return to Dark Age of Camelot, J-Date Update, Civil War Dating, and Star Wars.
• Mep Report #18 (22 February 2006)
  Clea Wilson guest stars, Technical Difficulties, Back to the Future that Never Happened, Storey Rants from a Roadside, Greg and Clea Call Russ Out to the East, and Cybering.
• Mep Report #19 (1 March 2006)
  Live from a Capoeira Bar, Mep Gets an E-Mail, Vox Monitor, Russ Defends the Knicks, Detlef Schrempf, deadoraliveinfo.com, Rack-o, Ben Stein, Bush and Port Security, and Brazilian/Vonnegut Equality.
• Mep Report #20 (8 March 2006)
  Fantasy Baseball Draft, Russ Goes on a J-Date, Egos Gone Wild, Andy Prevents a Friend from Going to the Bathroom, Meta-Mep, and Analyzing Greg.
• Mep Report #21 (15 March 2006)
  The Large Gliding Raccoon That Doesn't Rule the Universe, World Baseball Classic, Games People Play, Andy Witnesses a Vomiting, and Great Actors.
• Mep Report #22 (22 March 2006)
  Pismo Beach, An Ocala Education, Self-Incrimination, The Steroids That Ate Baseball, Why We Root, and Andy's Hometown Sports Proposal.
• Mep Report #23 (29 March 2006)
  Clea Wilson guest stars, A Paradigm-Shifting Music Clip, Russ Cancels J-Date, Clea Reveals the Secrets of Females in Dating, Greg Reveals a Heartbreak, and Russ Becomes a Super-Villain.
• Mep Report #24 (5 April 2006)
  The Wonderment of Video FIFA, Andy's Blackberry Explodes, The Cinque Terre Porno Debacle, Gandhis vs. Klingons, Curse of the Supermen, and Clutchness Defined.
• Mep Report #25 (13 April 2006)
  25th Anniversary MetaShow: The Omaha Story, Competitiveness Gone Wild, the Dangers of Watching Sports, Russ Dubs Greg, the Moussaoui Trial, and Pure Obscurity.
• Mep Report #26 (19 April 2006)
  A Random Caller to Our New Phone Number, Andy Candy, Saving the World with Play-Doh, Passover Slaughter, Computers with Cupholders, the March of Dimes, and Russ Ruins Wesley Willis' Reputation.
• Mep Report #27 (26 April 2006)
  Bad Moods, Fantasy Sports Trades, Wesley Willis Revisited, Nation's Slow Burger, When Food Goes Bad, Baseball Contraction, The Longest-Running AOL Subscriber Ever, Mep Guest Opportunities, and Clea's Random Yoga Cult.
• Mep Report #28 (3 May 2006)
  How to Be a Mep Guest Without Rea