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Upset over getting ticketed, a tow truck driver in Gresham, Oregon decided to take his revenge out on the first police cruiser he could find. Turns out there was an unmarked police car responding to a domestic disturbance call that was a fairly easy target. The angry driver was able to get the interceptor hooked up to his rig when a police officer noticed what was going on. After a few tense moments, the driver released the officer's car, but then he locked himself in the cab of his truck.
It wasn't until the manager of the tow company arrived that the man finally surrendered. The driver was charged with unlawful use of a vehicle, obstructing governmental administration, interfering with a peace officer and criminal mischief. Hope it was worth it guy. [
Sometimes, the jokes are just too easy. Yesterday, police officers in Madison Wisconsin were involved in a high speed chase with one Warren G. Whitelightning, drunk in a stolen Krispy Kreme truck (see, there are like nine jokes right there). Mr. Whitelightning (hehehehe) had previously had his license revoked after a fourth DUI and, in a larger offense, was spewing doughnuts all over the road during the chase. ON TOP of all of that, Warren G. initially stole the truck in a daring escape from the scene of a previous crime, where he pocketed eight red-hot pickled sausages from a convenience store. He's facing up to nine and a half years in the slammer, but authorities should let him out now to provide us with more awesome stories to read about.
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