BFN Networks - Episodes
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- 11/14/07: House Of Vain
The following is a basic summary for the November 14, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: BFN Special Opener: Dropping Anchor A Capella '05 Song: Superdrag / Goin' Out Bob's Big Ego (aka An Extra Dose of Vanity) Egomaniacal Introductions BFNarcissism (aka All About Bob!) 50 Push-Ups for Yourself Song: Bobby Bare Jr. / Sticky Chemical Caught Staring Spotlight Artist Weekend Fling: Kyle Crushes on Lucero Bob's Bobby Bare Booty Call (aka Powerfinger!) Apostle Of Hustle Cavorts with Pagan Buchwildere Kyle's Chaste, Unrequited Love for Megan The BSS/Buchwildere Clause Song: Lucero / She's Just That Kind Of Girl The 27th Letter Lisa Wrestles with Ringworm Kyle Builds a Bear for Buchwildere Committed to the White Picket Fence Song: Apostle Of Hustle / I Want A New Drug Quick Plug for Xo Theater Striving for the Ultimate Date Hop! The Filthiest Ramos of Them All Song: Puscifer / Momma Sed Defying the Laws of Physex (aka A Guide to Powerfingering) Bad Boy for Laura (aka Bringin' It Home for Buchwildere) Song: James Blunt / I Really Want You Manifest Desdemona Scouting for Girls (aka OKAdolescent) Song: Barenaked Ladies / Angry People In Defense of the Lazy Icebreaker (aka Kyle Ramos & Associates) Fear & Loathing in the Suburbs Sign-Off: Viva La Powerfinger, It's BFN Networks! Song: Shock Stars / Driving Too Fast - 10/25/07: Desperate Pleasures
The following is a basic summary for the October 25, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: The Naked Bed Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor DQ Studios Introductions (aka Make More Funnies!) Trojan Mike Storms Amsterdam Bob, Kyle & The Single Life (aka Bare Walls, Empty Rooms) Legend of the PVC Fuckstick (Regards to Penthouse Letters!) Elke's Erotic Nights (& Other Pornographic Milestones of Our Youth) Lust vs. Logic Song: Joe Cocker / Come Together The Harvest Begins! (aka Bad Conquistador Euphemisms) Time Traveling Lotharios (aka Bible Humpers) Song: Maxïmo Park / Karaoke Plays Twelve Pots in the Fire Best Places to Pick Up Girls (aka AA/SA/NA/CHA Singles Scene) Tips for Visiting Africa (aka Instant Celebrity and a Big Knife) Whack-A-Mole! Revisited Online Dating Derby (aka Know Your Prey!) Song: Josh Ritter / To The Dogs Or Whoever Coffee Date Now! BFN Promo Presumptions of Previous Exes Gun Shy with New Girls (aka Noble Masturbation) Kyle's Ideal Next Girlfriend (aka Two More Years of Celibacy!) Song: Joe Bonamassa / Dirt In My Pocket DIY Sex Toy Purchases Safe Sex in Africa Man Embezzles Money to Spice Up Sex Life (aka Sex/Panic Room) The Ultimate (Movie) Climax Convenience Store Condom Heist Song: Coheed & Cambria / Gravemakers & Gunslingers The Incredibly Thorough Prostitution Sting (aka Just Doing Your Job) Song: Jimmy Eat World / Carry You Naked Men on a Naked Bed Peeping Tom Wants Porn Stash Returned (aka Jungle Fever Vaccine) The Velvet Dog The Allure of the Non-Threatening Male In the Doghouse Until Further Notice Sign-Off: Whack-A-Mole!, It's BFN Networks! Song: Collective Soul / I Don't Need Anymore Friends - 10/17/07: GTFO!
The following is a basic summary for the October 17, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Mike on the Mike Contributing Ritalin Ranger: Maya on the Mike SUMMARY: BFN Opener: Cow Chunks Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor 8th Anniversary of the Great Michigan Cow Hop Busy October Introductions 2007 Chicago International Film Festival: Loss (aka Someone Dies, Someone Has to Get Over It) New BFN Updates Song: Jimmy Eat World / Gotta Be Somebody's Blues The Roommate Chain of Command The Seven Week Break-Up (aka GTFO!) Song: Fuel / Hanging Around Buchwildere Pays the Bills Song: John Davis / Tell Me I'm Not Free One Room, No View (aka Living in the Mall) Song: Joseph Arthur / Even Tho The Kin's Bob Dubilina BFN Promo (Click the link to hear the promo!) "I Love My Roommate!" Facebook Prompts Roommate Swaps The Ethnicity of Mathen Philip Fatal Stabbing Over Smelly Feet Song: The Kin / See Cattle Prod Discipline In Decline (aka Bad Retard! No Cookie!) Ohio Boy Locked in Cage Song: Coheed & Cambria / The Hound (Of Blood And Rank) Police Raid Wrong Home Big Settlement for Unsolicited Adult Entertainment (aka Pornogeist) The Grand Hyatt Porno Prank Song: Turbonegro / Hell Toupee Woman Survives Husband's Haunted House (aka Authentic Slutty Battered Wife Costume) Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Seriously, Get The Fuck Out! Song: Sense Field / Memory - 09/26/07: Shortcuts To Seduction
The following is a basic summary for the September 26, 2007, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Mike on the Mike Contributing Ritalin Ranger: Madison Rosbar SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #67537394-4 Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor Sound Check Introductions Bob Dubilina, Single Nomad (aka The Invisible Roommate) Keeping the Apartment (aka The Jason Factor) Song: Bruce Springsteen / Radio Nowhere Fattening the Bunny! No Sympathy for the Weak Wrist Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / You're So Plain Bob's First Lunch Date as a Single Man No Privacy at Work (aka Servicing the CEO) Ice Cream Fetishists Who Hosts? (aka Two Wishes Gone to Waste) Song: Scouting For Girls / It's Not About You Deflected by the Polish Girls (aka The Gadu Gadu Breakthrough) No Luck in Poland, No Game in Lithuania (aka Promise vs. Guarantee) Song: Young@Heart Chorus / One Priming Your Students for Love Banned from the Dorms 'til Junior Year! The Sincere Opportunist Song: Mark Ronson (feat. Daniel Merriweather) / Stop Me TradeMyStudents.com BFN Promo Teaching & Dating In-House The Honor Roll (aka Countdown to 18) Song: Mark Knopfler / Punish The Monkey Abusing the Student Aides (aka No Free Pass for Firefighters) Elementary Yearbook Photo Porn Song: Coheed & Cambria / The Running Free The Accidental Porno Presentation Custodial Porn Breaks Busted with Porn Prostitute for a Pre-Teen (aka The Awesome Uncle) Song: Permanent ME / Twenty Years Getting Out There, Getting Over It (aka Singles Paranoia) Sign-Off: Molding Those Oh-So-Young-and-Nubile Minds, It's BFN Networks! Song: Foo Fighters / Once And For All [Demo] - 09/21/07: Heart Wreckers
The following is a basic summary for the September 21, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormone With Feet: Bob Dubilina Mike on the Mike Contributing Ritalin Ranger: Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: Big Spoon, Little Spoon Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor The New Singles Introductions (aka Adventurous, Frustrated & Suicidal) Mike's Fanbase Kyle's Night Out with Billy Bahrule The Damning Evidence (aka Papa Lovemonger Gets Busted) Don't Touch That Phone! Song: Kill The Alarm / Sit Up The End of Abstinence (aka Kyle Looks Forward to Fuckin'!) The Best Bad Timing (aka The Nomadic Bachelor) The Well-Digger Syndrome Sexual Liberation! Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasso Sea Things to Bide Your Time Now That You're Alone Germany: Schnitzel, Bratwurst & Lingerie Easy Flight, Tough Jet Lag Stolen German Condoms No Sign of Freaky European Lovin' (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant) "Last Time I Was In Hamburg . . ." Song: Porcupine Tree / Shesmovedon (Tim Palmer Remix) Consolation & Comfort BFN Promo (aka A Spit in the Face) Mike & Maya's Upcoming Anniversary MarryOurDaughter.biz (aka Love & Devotion for the Price of a Used Car) A Good Ol' Fashioned Christian Daisy Chain (aka Voltron's Cock) Song: IKE / I Knew You When Blowjobs for the Rent Couple Plans to Adopt Teenage Runaway Sex Slave Clever Wordplay to Easy Street Song: Sense Field / A Letter To Elise Summer Fling with Your Former Student (aka Earn Your Game!) Painful Handjobs Teacher Adds Sex to Drama (aka Yeah, Mike, Yeah!) Song: Valley Lodge / That Song Secret Online Affair with Your Spouse Time to Do Everything Mike's Impromptu Sign-Off Song: Sad Little Stars / Don't Fuck With Love - 09/05/07: Booteggers
The following is a basic summary for the September 5, 2007 episode of BFN Networks (Season 16). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Mike on the Mike Contributing Ritalin Rangers: Megan Buchwildere Madison Rosbar Maya on the Mike SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: Do You Know Where Your Ovum Are? Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor "Buchwildere's First Time" Introductions Egg Donation Edutainment The Double Standard of Donation (aka Cash for Bodily Fluids) How Buchwildere (Over)Heard About Egg Donation I